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weazelnews September 7, 2025

We're excited to announce that we're working on a phone app that'll bring your prejudices straight to your finger tips!

weazelnews August 31, 2025

ARTICLE COMING SOON - Snooze Patrol Scandal Takes Dark Turn: Officer Attacked While Allegedly Asleep on Duty. Bookmark weazel.press for more!

weazelnews August 31, 2025

This just as Weazel News had been receiving multiple reports regarding LEO sleeping on the job! That article was about to be released when this shooting report came in. #SnoozePatrol

weazelnews August 31, 2025

UPDATE: We're on scene at 634 Panorama Rd where several shell casings appear to be on the roadway. @BCSO Deputy appears to be transported.

weazelnews August 31, 2025

BREAKING NEWS: We're receiving reports that a @BCSO Deputy, who was allegedly sleeping on the job, was bruttally attacked and shot. More to come...

weazelnews January 11, 2025

Stolen BCSO vehicle has been recovered! Authorities confirm the car was located in the Paleto Bay area. No injuries reported, and the investigation into the suspect is ongoing. Thank you to the community for staying vigilant. #BCSO #BreakingNews

weazelnews January 5, 2025

Weazel News was invited to @Lt_Gov_Natalie_Bennett's last planning call before her rally tonight, in two hours. Lt. Gov will speak about San Andreas' plan to tackle violence in the city, law enforcement reform and inflation.

weazelnews November 22, 2024

NEW POST: “Crypto Crash Imminent,” Claims Anonymous Source Who Overheard Local ‘Businessman’

Senior Police Officer Left in Critical Condition on Thursday Morning

Weazel News Launches in San Andreas: Buckle Up for the Wild Ride!