LOS SANTOS — You know things are bad when the Public Works department pulls an all-nighter and still describes the power grid as “stable (enough).”…
Posts published in “Crime”
ROXWOOD — The sun rose on Roxwood yesterday morning, but what followed wasn’t your standard political coffee klatch in the Governor’s Mansion. Instead, it turned…
BLAINE COUNTY — It appears the Blaine County Sheriff’s Office has discovered a brilliant new accounting trick, maybe straight from Vince Mancini! A recent conversation…
LOS SANTOS — A motorcyclist, a BMX bike, and a city-wide shortage of helmets collided Thursday night in one of the most unintentionally hilarious law…
The State’s Most Heinous Law Enforcement Failure Yet WARNING: The following article contains disturbing facts and a level of rage appropriate for the sheer incompetence…
ROXWOOD — Days after the attempted assassination of Lt. Governor Natalie Bennett, new details are raising concerns about how secure her arrival at Roxwood Airport…
SAN ANDREAS — A bomb threat at the Palmer-Taylor Power Station should have been handled with calm, calculated precision. Instead, witnesses say it looked more…
SANDY SHORES — Law enforcement in San Andreas has been accused of “turning a blind eye” before — but now it seems some are turning…
LOS SANTOS, SA — In what many are calling an egregious failure of the justice system, the jury in the case of State v. Jethro…
Los Santos, San Andreas / April 14, 2025 – In a courtroom drama that could double as a linguistics riddle, juror Grammar Nomenclature—not merely a…