After an evacuation order that had half the state scrambling and the other half doomscrolling, Roxwood’s future just took a sharp nosedive — courtesy of you, the people.
In a Weazel News flash poll following yesterday’s radiological terror threat from the group known as The Syndicate, San Andreas residents were asked the million-dollar question:
“Should the state rebuild Roxwood, or let it fall into the ocean?”
The response?
- 🗳️ 64% voted to let it go.
- 🗳️ 22% supported rebuilding efforts.
- 🗳️ 14% were busy googling “Geiger counter rental” and clicked randomly.
That’s right — nearly two-thirds of voters just sentenced Roxwood to a watery grave, and no one’s shedding tears. Bold. Democratic. Slightly unhinged. Peak San Andreas.
This comes just hours after Governor Stalworth and other high-ranking officials were evacuated under emergency protocols following a classified credible threat from The Syndicate, who claimed a radiological attack was imminent and that “Roxwood will be wiped off the map.”
Turns out? The people are shockingly okay with that idea.
One voter put it bluntly:
“We’ve rebuilt Mirror Park like five times. Maybe it’s Roxwood’s turn to disappear for a while.”
Another suggested the land be repurposed as:
“A haunted theme park. Keep the radiation. Adds to the vibe.”
We don’t endorse that… but we’re not not intrigued.
State leadership has not formally responded to the poll — probably because they’re still at a secure location trying to figure out if The Syndicate has a third threat lined up. But murmurs from behind sealed doors suggest that everything from reconstruction to regional shutdown to complete relocation is on the table.
Whatever happens, it’s clear that Roxwood won’t just be dusting itself off and moving on as if nothing happened. This was a turning point — and the people turned hard.
🏚️ Weazel’s Official Summary:
- Terrorists threatened to wipe it out.
- The State evacuated it.
- The People voted to leave it behind.
Roxwood’s fate now hangs in the balance — and gravity seems to be doing the rest.
Stay tuned as Weazel brings you ongoing updates on emergency housing options, item recovery logistics, and whether we’ll get a final goodbye before the radiation does its thing.
🟥 Coming Soon:
- How to relocate your belongings
- Contacting Dynasty8 for emergency housing
- And a full guide from Public Works on leaving Roxwood without leaving your life behind
