If you were hoping for a last-minute miracle, a federal rescue package, or maybe just a dramatic cinematic standoff… sorry to disappoint.
Public Works has officially announced that Roxwood will be decommissioned by the State on Monday, February 9th at 2:00 AM (eastern).
“Collect your memories and skedaddle off the island.”
— Official Public Works statement, probably written with a shrug
That’s it. No ceremony. No ribbon-cutting (or uncutting – if that’s a thing). Just a clear deadline and the state equivalent of “yeet.”
With the Syndicate threat still in play, infrastructure hanging on by a thread, and public opinion clocking in at 64% “let it sink”, this was only a matter of time.
Public Works crews have spent several days keeping systems on life support—power, water, communications, and evacuation logistics—but once the clock strikes on February 9, Roxwood is no longer San Andreas’ problem.
Expect full utilities shutdown, access lockdown, and — according to internal memos — “post-structural reclamation operations,” which we think means bulldozers, explosives, and/or sharks.
Roxwood’s final hours are ticking down. What started as a high-profile security crisis has now become a full government shutdown of an entire district. Whether you called it home, avoided it like the plague, or just went there for shady meetups and overpriced cocktails — it’s over.
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“Report the chaos. Watch it fall. No refunds.”
