SANDY SHORES — Blaine County residents are used to strange sights. But Tuesday evening may have redefined the word weird when locals spotted what appeared to be a semi-truck hauling four buses in a convoy down the Sandy Shores Airfield runway — buses that, according to witnesses, were swaying, fishtailing, and flying wildly across the cracked tarmac like drunken shopping carts.
And if that wasn’t enough, at one point, a man was seen dancing on the roof of a moving bus as it barreled forward.
Videos and photos of the spectacle flooded App V, San Andreas’ go-to social media hub. One user, going by Chuckwagon, posted a selfie in front of a city bus parked outside the Yellow Jack Restaurant with the caption: “bUS.” Minutes later, another post announced a “Bus Convention” was underway at the Yellow Jack followed by a post from the establishment informing the event was over.
Locals, meanwhile, were left shaking their heads.
“I’ve seen some wild things out here,” said Sandy Shores resident Paula Mendez, “but four buses tied together with tow ropes, whipping down the runway while some guy does the cha-cha on the roof? That’s a new one.”
As of now, no one has claimed responsibility for the rolling circus, and it’s unclear where the buses came from — or where they were headed. Some speculate it was a bizarre art project. Others, a drunken dare gone too far.
For now, the “Sandy Shores Bus Convention” remains the latest chapter in the town’s long history of the inexplicable. And for many, it’s just another reminder that in Blaine County, reality is always stranger than fiction.
Or, as one commenter on App V put it: “I’ve seen some weird s**. WTF.”
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