SANDY SHORES — Law enforcement in San Andreas has been accused of “turning a blind eye” before — but now it seems some are turning both eyes shut.
In recent weeks, residents have reported and even photographed officers allegedly asleep while on duty — in cruisers, on benches, and even on the roadside. Social media quickly dubbed the scandal the “Snooze Patrol.”
What began as a punchline, however, took a disturbing turn this week: a deputy was attacked while possibly asleep in a parked cruiser.
Sgt. Chase Justice stated the deputy in question “wasn’t paying attention to his surroundings — maybe sleeping, maybe just distracted.”
The deputy was hospitalized but is expected to make a full recovery.
While careful not to officially confirm whether the officer was asleep, Justice acknowledged the broader problem, stating, “We are aware of the issue. Supervisors are stepping up their checks.”
Authorities say the assailant was an adult male riding a lime-green motorbike, wearing a red jacket or sweatshirt. He allegedly approached the distracted officer before carrying out the attack and fleeing the scene.
Police have not said whether the deputy was specifically targeted or if the suspect seized an opportunity.
Photos of officers napping on duty have circulated for weeks, showing:
- An officer slumped behind the wheel of a cruiser on Route 68, hazard lights flashing.
- A deputy upright at a gas station, head tilted like a bobblehead.
- A patrol car blocking a lane of traffic while its occupant appeared to be in full REM cycle.
What many dismissed as embarrassing — or meme-worthy — has now proven to be a real security risk.
Critics say the attack proves sleeping on duty endangers both officers and the public. Others sympathize, pointing to overwork, overtime, and staffing shortages that leave deputies exhausted.
Meanwhile, hashtags #SnoozePatrol and #WakeUpSanAndreas are trending statewide.
Napgate is no longer funny. When a deputy can be assaulted while possibly asleep on the job, it’s not just an internal issue — it’s a public safety crisis.
Whether the problem lies in individual discipline, broken scheduling, or a system that treats deputies like disposable shift workers, one fact is apparent: San Andreas can’t afford law enforcement that lets its guard down.
